Dracula 2000

Dracula 2000
Genre: Horror

Box Description
The master of modern horror, Wes Craven, presents this riveting adaptation featuring Jennifer Esposito (Summer of Sam), Omar Epps (In Too Deep), Jonny Lee Miller (Trainspotting), Vitamin C (Get Over It) and Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager)! When a team of techno-savvy thieves break into a high security vault, they don't discover priceless works of art...they find a crypt unoppened for 100 years! Suddenly, the ancient terror of Dracula is unleashed, and his first destination is America and the exotic city of New Orleans - a place where he feels right at home. Not far behind, however is a vampire hunter (Miller) from London determined to save a young woman (Justine Waddell) with whom Dracula shares his dark legacy!

My Diagnosis
Dracula 2000 is an interesting take on the legend. It has a pretty good original background story on Dracula that makes sense, but I wouldn't necessarily say it's the best. Gerard Butler, Christopher Plummer and Jeri Ryan acted well, but I felt most of the others were a little weak. I thought this movie could have used a lot more character development than it has. Most of the action scenes were decent but far from exhilarating. The character Simon Sheppard, the "vampire hunter in training", I didn't buy as a strong character that should have survived half of the things he did. The vampires were way too soft on him. Despite its weaknesses the movie had its cool aspects, was good and enjoyable, but it could have been a lot better.

Moon Cycles [Rating]: Good - 6 out of 10 Full Moons

Assview - Not much to speak of in terms of ass.

Sexy Moments
Jeri Ryan - There's some really good cleavage of Jeri in this movie that shouldn't be missed by any fan of them. There's a butt shot of her in a form-fitting dress (without cheek indentation). At one point she asks her cameraman "You getting the tits?"

Her Breakdown
Ass Shots: [2] Bad
Breast Shots: [8] Great
Face Shots: [6] Good

Notable Time Sequences
33:24 - Some cleavage.
34:55 - Some cleavage and she asks if her tits are on camera.
35:53 - Fair butt shot in a dress.
35:59 - Bent over cleavage. Followed by some more cleavage.
1:07:53 - Some cleavage in this scene.
1:19:00 - A series of incredible cleavage shots.